It's always nice to stagger out of bed at five to seven (Lisa let me have a lie in this morning), turn on GMTV, and hear Andrew Castle say "Rachel Harrison is outside the hospital judged to be the worst in Britain", before crossing to their reporter standing 200 yards from my front door.

That's the bad news. The good news is that the report they're talking about only looked at healthcare services for children, so it doesn't affect me. The fact that my local NHS trust is in the bottom 10% nationally, and consists of a couple of nurses, some Calpol and half a bottle of Tixylix, is neither here nor there. Although Lisa's nephew turns eight on Friday, so we'd better hope we don't drop him when we give him the bumps.

But anyhoo, here are the latest photos of me and Lisa...

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That's me on the left. I've grown my hair a bit.

Well ok, it's not. It's actually Paul Walker from 'The Fast and the Furious', but according to the celebrity face recognition software at MyHeritage.com, he and I are like two peas in a pod. Although I think his ears are bigger.

As for Lisa, she's apparently the spitting image of Tata Young, a Thai popstar who appears to be named after a potato. Funnily enough I can see the likeness there. I think it's the red devil horns which do it.