I think Ebay must have sold out of the Gardner voodoo dolls and started selling lucky charms instead. Let's face it, it's not every day a man shakes you by the hand and gives you an Apple iPad...
I'm off to buy a lottery ticket before my luck runs out.
OK... what's the story!??? Random strangers don't just hand out i-pads! -or do they???
ReplyDeleteThese things come in threes, so what are you wanting after the i-pad and the lottery?
ReplyDeleteA knighthood would do.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that's the real reason Lisa married you, so that she can be Lady Gardner.
ReplyDeleteLady Gar-Gar?
ReplyDeleteVery good! :-D
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