Lisa was still asleep when I went out to work this morning, so I left her this note by the computer...


Three words: HOOK, LINE and SINKER. She sent me this e-mail two hours later...

From: Lisa Gardner
Sent: 01 April 2011 10:26
To: Philip Gardner
Subject: I can't believe.....

....I've been trawling the internet for info on Middleton trying to top herself. I want a divorce.

I think I'll save that for the next April Fool's Day.