As a general rule, we only ever get 'Emergency Communications' sent out to all hospital staff in the event of a major terrorist attack, imminent tsunami, or simply as a warning that the Chief Executive's doing his Amarillo dance again. But that all changed at lunchtime today with the arrival of my favourite ever crisis management e-mail, which came winging its way into my inbox at 12:25 with a suitable sense of panic...
Yep, apparently it's true. If you can smell something foul, it's just the French.

Why weren't you on the Amarillo clip?
ReplyDeleteI love that story! I'm so annoyed that I didn't get the chance to smell it when I took Amelie to nursery yesterday, due to my continuing lack of smell.
ReplyDeleteTrust you to sniff out the best work e-mail ever!
ReplyDeletePhil, I have never been French, but I think your cheap jibe at them smelling is a bit below the belt.
ReplyDeleteLets hope the French can't speak English!
ReplyDeletePhil's Mum I'm sure they can, ne regardez pas autre que moi (though je suis Belgique)
ReplyDeleteIf we can smell something foul is it chicken chausseur?
ReplyDeleteIf it's foul and French, it's the coq au vin.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's the coq that's below the belt...
ReplyDeleteAnd it's the coq that's a bit below the belt.
ReplyDeleteI'm keeping right out of this.
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