I'm not easily disturbed, but I've had a visitor to my website this afternoon who arrived after searching Yahoo for the words "Phil Gardner suicide".

So I'd just like to make it clear that I didn't succeed, and I'm still alive. Thanks.

On the bright side, I also had a search for 'Poddington Peas' originating from the Microsoft-owned video game developers Rare, makers of 'Goldeneye'. So they're obviously planning a multi-million pound Poddington Peas game, and want me to write the script for the movie spin-off. I'll keep you posted.