One of my colleagues told me today that my moustache makes me look French. I said "What, sexy and sophisticated?". She said "No, a bit dodgy".

So that's one less Christmas card to buy. Or two if you count Benjamin Netanyahu.

But just when I thought the only Movember-based comic strip was the amusing line of hair drawn across my face, this has appeared in The Daily Telegraph...



It's like a sketch from Comic Relief: not funny, but highlighting a good cause.