One day he's complimenting me on the shape of my scones, the next he's chatting about the colour of Waitrose's roof with a woman who thinks people are mad to write about their lives online...


I think he was slightly upstaged by Iris from Hove, who's surely only one misunderstanding away from getting her own show, but other than that, it was a tour de force performance which will surely go down in broadcasting history. After all, it's not everyone who has the nerve to talk over Elvis. I just can't believe he didn't plug this blog.