In the latest edition of 'World of Survival', Ray Mears demonstrates that you're never really lost in the woods when your wife has your mobile number...


Unfortunately, Toby's just put my phone in a glass of water at the side of the bed (he heard the word 'bluetooth' and assumed it was a set of falsies), so if we venture out today, we may never return. I think it's about time we headed back to Brighton...