I'M RICH!! RICH I SAY!!! RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's true, I've won first prize in the Writer Online Minuscule Fiction Contest. Hurrah! I'd like to state for the record, however, that this award won't change me. Mainly because the bulk of my cash prize will be used up on petrol driving to the bank to pay in the cheque.