Hurry, hurry, hurry! There's only one day left of my art exhibition at the Burlington gallery in London, and with my original watercolours and drawings on sale from a very reasonable £250, you'd better get down there quick and snap up a bargain. Click here to see my quarterpage advert, as published in 'The Week' magazine.

Well ok, it's not me. But I was quite good at finger painting at school, and if I'd been an artist, I'm pretty sure I'd have chosen that name.