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Tuesday, July 08, 2003

I've been offered the chance to go into the studio and lay down some tracks (man). With pop stardom surely just around the corner, I've been studying the pros for pointers, and decided that what I really need is a gimmick. Britney Spears has cornered the market in virginity, so that's out, but I feel drawn to Eminem's use of power tools. I'm not sure I could stretch to a chainsaw, but I'm considering appearing on stage with a Black & Decker Workmate.

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