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Thursday, October 02, 2003

I know there are those who are already concerned about my obsession with Julie Reinger, the Look East weathergirl, who is officially the most annoying woman on planet Earth, but I feel I just have to bring her up again. For a start she has a new hairstyle which makes her head look like a pumpkin, but that aside, the question on everybody's lips has to be what has SHE been bringing up? I'm talking food here. The girl's going downhill fast. There's now less meat on her than in the average chicken McNugget, and judging by her manic, edgy, wild-eyed performance on tonight's show, the girl clearly needs help. I no longer feel the urge to slap her - I'm now more inclined to rush her to hospital.

And besides, the way things are going with Linda Barker's series of commercials for Currys, Julie's days as the queen of irritating TV are surely numbered anyway.