I'm not saying there's nothing to do in Wiltshire, but whilst on holiday in Devizes, a pamphlet came through Big Sis's front door featuring this picture on the cover...

That's a typical west country family having the time of their lives at one of the local attractions. The mother and son might be slightly repressed and displaying a number of social hang-ups with their mildly defensive body language, but the way Dad's throwing his head back and roaring with laughter makes it obvious that this is a family embracing fun, living it large, and relishing the finest entertainment that Wiltshire has to offer.

Yes, they're visiting their local sewage works...

It's a crap day out, but in a good way.