The big news of the day is that three patients have already wished me Happy Christmas, and yet no one's given me a present. Which makes those words seem pretty hollow.

But the advantage of a slow news day is that Amelie ends up appearing in the local paper. This photo is currently boosting sales of The Argus in newsagents across Sussex...

If you take out the three adults, she's the tallest one in the class. Although it's possible she was standing like this...

Either way, it's not surprising she looks down on people.