Amen to that. Yes, it seems that whilst state schools do times tables, faith schools do prayer tables. I presume it only has three legs and needs a miracle to stay upright.
If I'm honest, I don't really know what a prayer table is, but Jesus' father was a carpenter, so I suppose it makes sense. I expect the 'small items' they're asking for are beer mats to put under the wonky legs.
Obviously I'm praying that Amelie's stint as Religious Furniture Monitor goes well, but she's doing it in conjunction with the naughtiest boy in the class, and one of the items she's taking in is a candle, so if the school hasn't been hit by a major arson attack before Friday, we'll all be thanking the Lord for small mercies.
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Bless you, my son.
I was meaning to message Lisa to suggest the rice thing!!! Apparently you have to leave it there for 10 days to work.... I found my bowl of rice in the boiler cupboard a year later.
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