I think if there's one thing stopping me from becoming Britain's next top model...

... it's the interference from my family...

And the fact that I can't afford a wig. Or a pair of stilts. Better lighting would be useful too. And to be honest, I struggle with the posing. I look like a pregnant cancer victim doing 'I'm a Little Teapot'.

But still, that's what a £5 suit looks like. I think I paid more for the tie. So I've definitely put the save back into Save the Children. I wonder if they sell facekinis..?