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Thursday, May 16, 2013

The leopard's finished...


I think that's a genuine artistic triumph. I wasn't here when Amelie did it, but anyone who's seen Lisa's attempts at colouring will know it wasn't done by her, and Toby refuses to hold anything he can't eat, so it's pretty clear it was all my daughter's own work.

The other good news is that in addition to being able to access the internet at will, and print off anything she likes, she also knows where the scissors are, so she helped herself to those and cut out her own picture. I can see no possible downside to this situation. Apart from her imminent arrest for cyber crimes and loss of all her fingers.

Fortunately, we should have the money to pay her legal costs. Let's face it, Elmer the Patchwork Elephant sold over five million copies, and he didn't even have flowers in his hair. By the time I start marketing Fudd the Patchwork Leopard, we should all be set for life.

1 comments:

Phil's Mum said...

Well done, Am. I should use the proceeds to save up for Legoland.