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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

NaNoWriMo Day: 10
Words Written: 17,518
Words Remaining:

I'm now exactly one third of the way through NaNoWriMo, so if we multiply my current word total by three to see how I'm getting on, we get... um... where's my calculator... ok... we get... 52,554. Blimey, I'm ahead of schedule, who'd have thought it. But that does include the most criminal pun I've ever committed to paper (well, Microsoft Word), which came to me this evening during a break from the goose tobogganing scene. I couldn't possibly repeat it here for fear of arrest, but for future reference it occurs in chapter nine, just after the bit about eating your siblings.

As a de-stressing activity today, I've also attacked my cat with a pair of scissors.

Touch me again and you die.

It's a bit like topiary, and I think I have a definite flair for it, but it's very much a work in progress, so don't judge me too harshly.