NaNoWriMo Day: 19
Words Written: 26,818
Words Remaining: 23,182
Moral dilemma of the day:
Is it acceptable for someone to use my writing as part of a high school language course without telling me?
And more to the point, without giving me large wadges of cash?
Well ok, forget the cash, I'm not in this for the money. If I was, I'd have got out years ago. But I digress...
I've just checked my website referral stats to find that I'm suddenly receiving numerous hits from the Emporia High School in Emporia (the clue was in the title), which is in Kansas, corn capital of the US.
It turns out that if you're a member of Ms Cutrell's Language Arts class, then your homework assignment this week is to read through my micro fiction.
And they say educational standards are slipping.
If George W Bush had received this kind of quality education in English literature, the world might not be in the state it's in now. But with Ms Cutrell's fine selection of source material, I'm sure the country can only go from strength to strength. And I'm taking full credit for the improvement.
Right across America (well, Emporia) eager young minds are thirsting for knowledge, reaching out to be educated... and then arriving at my website to read stories about wardrobes, pigs, and cross-dressing blondes. It's entirely possible I could be inspiring a whole new generation here. Though quite what I'm inspiring them to do, I'm not sure. But it's an honour all the same.
Now stop reading this, and go and do your homework before your father gets home.