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Thursday, May 17, 2012

It was amateur sex night in the Gardner household yesterday. I admit I'm no expert, but I've watched a lot of videos online, looked at a few photos (some of them explicit), and having read a lot of gynaecological information in recent weeks, I felt it was about time I had a go.

So I'm going to stick my neck out, and say that we've got two girl kittens and a boy. I think this one's a girl...


We've given each kitten a Native American style name, based on its key characteristic. So that one's Bad Eye. Her left eye repeatedly got stuck shut around the age of three weeks, but with regular treatment from an experienced eye care professional (that's me), she appears to be fine now. So we might have to change her name to Good Eye.

This little lady is Big Kitten...


While the other two spend their time sleeping and playing, Big Kitten's constantly stuffing her face with milk. As a result, she's always been the largest. She's also slightly lighter in colour than the others, so I think she takes after her Mum. Interestingly, despite being the biggest in size, she's also the least likely to explore the outside world. If you plonk her down in the middle of the living room, she makes a bee-line for the back of the sofa. At first I thought she was shy and insecure, but in reality I think she's just looking for another feed.

So those are the pussycat dolls, and this is the boy of the band...


That's Good Walker. So called because when the other two were still wobbling around like newborn deer, he was striding confidently across the living room floor like a lion. In the past couple of days, however, Big Kitten has improved in leaps and bounds, and is giving him a run for his money. So if he suddenly puts on a growth spurt, we might have to swap their names. It's ironic, because if there's one kitten you'd expect to be running constantly, it's Bad Eye.

4 comments:

Phil's Mum said...

I hope the little boy won't be bullied by the big girls!

Phil said...

Are we talking kittens or the new baby?

Kristy said...

I hope you put a bit more thought into naming the new baby.

Phil's Mum said...

I think they're planning on KEEPING the baby, Kristy, so that might make a difference!