The boy's as camp as Christmas. And he's willing to stand on electrical items to prove it. Items he's previously pulled down from shelves and wrapped securely around his neck whilst still plugged in.
Unfortunately he's the only child standing at the moment. Amelie woke us up at 11:30pm last night to say that she felt sick. And then proved it by throwing up all over the floor. A trick she repeated in the small hours.
So she's been off school today. Which is just as well, because they've informed us there's been an outbreak of head lice. I'm not sure what motivates people to have children, but it's probably not days like today.