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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

It was four years ago today that I said “I do”

The question was “Do you want fries with that?”, but the good news is that an hour before I stuffed my face at the Ha-Ha Bar, I’d successfully spliced myself to Lisa for all eternity. And four years on, we’re still together. Partly for the sake of the children, but mainly because I can’t afford a flat of my own and I like the way she makes Italian Beef Casserole.

We’re celebrating our extraordinary commitment this evening as only we can, by dressing up as New Romantics and going to see Soul Boys of the Western World. Or, as I prefer to call it, ‘Spandau Ballet: The Movie’. ‘Nik Kershaw: The Musical’ was fully booked.

My Mum’s already arrived to babysit, and I can hear the sounds of ‘True’ ringing in my ears, so I’m off out for an evening of 80s with a woman in her 40s. I love you, Mrs Gardner. xxx


Lisa said...


Phil's Mum said...

Aaaah! Thats nice.

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