Pages

Subscribe: Subscribe to me on YouTube

Thursday, September 11, 2014

On the day the UN announced that the ozone layer is showing signs of recovery, it's heart-warming (if not global warming) to discover that my Asda personal shopper has done his or her best to protect the environment by choosing not to put my carrots in a plastic bag, but instead to stick the label on direct with some extra-strong adhesive...


Let's hope the glue is non-toxic. Not that it really matters, as I have an aerosol cleaner I bought in the early 80s which should get that off no problem.

Anyhoo, having spent four weeks being driven into the ground by well-meaning healthcare professionals who are determined to improve my facial health at the expense of my mental health, I'm due back at Occupational Health tomorrow, where I will be telling them politely and respectfully, but firmly and slightly irritably, that I no longer need their help. They really have done enough for me. And I need them to stop before I lose every bloody thing I've worked for.

The good news, however, is that I can use our monthly national exam to prove that I'm now 100% fit for work...


I might have an unresolved palsy, but I'm responding a lot better than that button.

4 comments:

Phil's Mum said...

Well done - you have achieved perfection!

Poirot said...

Only a Mother.....!

Phil said...

I like to think I achieved perfection circa 1975. This is just confirmation of it.

pai young said...

One moment it has come cheap uggs uk to the front of the old man's black robe. Black robe cultivation has cheap uggs uk abandoned the old man, and also Shuiyu fish ring stuck his hands, this time with no power to fight back.

I want you to cheap ugg boots uk Among eyes and this was never intended to kill. Will spend  on black girl's back, foot kill fairy stick directly toward the distant black robe cheap ugg boots sale old man speed rushed.

Ah. Bang bang bang scarlet eyes, fists rained constantly falling toward the black robe old man's head. Yet it did not perceive his own, under extreme rage, their eyes already cast a Reed Flower, ugg bailey button sale uk while uggs outlet uk its cheap kids ugg boots back at the left shoulder, a strange monster pattern cheap ugg boots sale suddenly lit cheap ugg boots for men up.