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Friday, November 16, 2012

Amelie woke up crying in the middle of last night, so Lisa went in to find out what was wrong. Through the sobs, she managed to tell her Mummy that she'd had a bad dream, so Lisa asked her what the nightmare was about. Having eventually composed herself enough to explain, Amelie replied:

"I dreamt a guinea-pig was nibbling my toes."

It's a miracle that girl's not in counselling.


Peter Chapman said...

You may as well close your blog. You won't top this.

Jon the Bassist said...

Its not a dream. They come up through the sewers at night and feast on sleepers feet. Rather like Alligators

Phil said...

That's what I told her. But would she go back to sleep..???