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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

I've written a poem made up of the subject lines from spam e-mails I've deleted over the past week. And they say you need emotional depth to write poetry. Pah!

Paris Hilton

Imagine gasoline 27% cheaper,
Most guys never thought it possible,
We're practically giving them away:
Farming and sex.

Take a step into the future,
Groundbreaking healthcare technology,
Totally anonymous enlargement,
Oh my god this rules.

Go ahead and add a couple of inches,
Speed up your cable connection,
Monitor people's passwords,
She'll love it.