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Saturday, March 13, 2004

Obviously I'm completely secure in my own heterosexuality, but I'm alone on a Saturday night, so for reasons I'm not sure I can fully explain, I've just taken a quiz entitled Which Male Celebrity Are You Going to Marry? So I'm very pleased to announce the following engagement:

"You are going to marry Orlando Bloom. He will always treat you right and is very romantic. He will do anything for you. He is very polite and has deep brown eyes and is very good looking (which is another plus!). He can make anything cheesy look really hot (like sliding down stairs on a shield shooting arrows or wearing pointy ears for example). Congrats!!"

I'm actually quite excited. A new shower and I'm going to marry Orlando Bloom. Presumeably in San Francisco, but who knows.