I'm supposed to be packing my flip-flops, not writing pointless blog posts, but I was just listening to the radio, and heard an interview with one Susan Scott, of the Susan Scott Lookalike Agency, who was plugging her website, and repeatedly mentioning the fact that she has Celebrity Big Brother winner and Kandyfloss frontwoman, Chantelle, on her books as a Paris Hilton lookalike. Which is the kind of news it's impossible to ignore when you have an internet connection less than three feet away.

Anyway, Chantelle is indeed there, but far more entertaining are the other uncanny likenesses on display. I've just spent an enjoyable half hour browsing through mugshots of some of the most deluded people you're ever likely to meet.

So without further ado, I give you...

















... Pete Waterman and David Baddiel!

Marvellous.