Well I've lived in Brighton for two weeks now, and here's what I've learnt...



The purple dot is where I live. (To be honest, I worked that out in less than two weeks).

The pink dot is where Jimmy Somerville lives.

The green dot is Patsy Palmer's pad.

The blue dot is the home of Cate Blanchett. Complete with £100,000 bath. Apparently.

So it's official - I live close enough to hear Jimmy Somerville singing 'Don't Leave Me This Way' in the shower, and Patsy Palmer shouting "Rickyyyyy!!!" through the bedroom window. Under those circumstances, you'd think property prices would be a bit lower.