You know what it's like. You're on the dining table in your raincoat with a tub of Vaseline, when you suddenly catch sight of your mother eating chocolate...


We've brought her up so well. She always says please when she's demanding junk food.

And on the subject of tooth decay, since I created yesterday's moving wallpaper, Lisa has received the official orthodontic photos from her dentist. Most of them look like something out of Saw III and couldn't be published without an 18 certificate, but here's a little animation I've produced from Lisa's 'before' and 'after' smile...


To be honest, that sets my teeth on edge.