At the end of January last year, we met up with our old friends Crash & Donna (or Chris & Donald, as Amelie likes to call them), and went out for breakfast in Brighton. Here's a photo of us all together...


We look like one of the line-ups from the Identity Parade round on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'. At least I thought we did, until last night's edition on BBC2...


Number five definitely looks the part, but the others barely resemble us at all. Although I look a bit like number four.

Still, it comes to something when one of your friends is being introduced to Vic Reeves by a Natural Born Killer, using the words "C U next Tuesday". Things like that usually only happen in my dreams.