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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Back in my day, a child was doing well if he could persuade a ZX81 to display his own name on a black & white screen before it crashed for no apparent reason. These days, Amelie can access the internet unaided, navigate to the Cbeebies website, find the Swashbuckle page, and then upload a family photo and turn herself into a pirate...


And all before she's five. By the time she's ten, she'll be running Wikileaks.

Anyhoo, the sun is shining and the sea is blue, so we're setting sail for St Leonards, where we plan to board the old folks' home and rob a few pensioners of their pieces of eight. Well, their After Eight mints. And their Werther's Originals. Lunch is at one-thirty, so it's time I wasn't here...

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