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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lisa received this yesterday afternoon...

Portion of chips.I'm so proud of her. She even got a round of applause at the end. Although that might just have been because she managed to find the exit instead of walking into a cupboard like she usually does.

Interestingly, she was up at 6 o'clock this morning cleaning the bathroom, so I think she's finally entering that high-energy phase of pregnancy that people keep telling us about. Or maybe she just couldn't sleep. Either way, I should be making a list of things I need doing.

Mind you, our relationship very nearly came to an abrupt end last night after we decided to play along with the new series of 'All Star Mr & Mrs'. Frankly we'd almost broken up by the time Phil & Fern introduced the second couple. I successfully guessed which member of Boyzone she'd like me to look like, and which dress size she thinks she is, but when it came to the question about which item I'd save from my burning flat, she said my computer. The correct answer was of course Chloe, on the grounds that she'd burn more easily.

But as if that wasn't outrageous enough, Lisa then had the question "When are you grumpiest?". I naturally predicted that she'd say 'In the morning', only to find that she'd selected option (c), 'When he's done something wrong'. Which is obviously ridiculous because it's never happened. She's living in some kind of fantasy world there.

We did have some success though, when I said...

I may be over sensitive...
And she said...

... but she makes baby sick on toast.
That's what I hate most about her, and what she hates most about me. And I'm very offended that she got it right.