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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

After our appointment on Monday, I was left thinking that we need some kind of miracle, and sure enough, within forty-eight hours, we've got one. Other people find the Virgin Mary on a pancake, or Jesus on toast. I've found a chicken breast shaped like a pig...

Porky
It's even got a snout. Lisa, who doesn't know the first thing about miraculous simulacra, and couldn't spot Mother Theresa in a cinnamon bun if her life depended on it, instantly complained that its tail isn't curly. Which shows a lack of faith if you ask me. The pig's clearly running so fast to the right, that its tail has straightened out in the wind. It's basically a case of swine flew.

Anyhoo, I discovered that miracle in a pack of Waitrose Tandoori Mini Chicken Fillets. Which explains why I can't afford IVF. I need to start shopping at Lidl.

6 comments:

A Passer-by said...

The pig's not running - it's flying!!

A Passer-by said...

P.S. You could sell it ebay - or is that suggestion too late?!

jon the bassist said...

Thats definately a down looking, golden cat. (like Chhoe)
I have no idea why. Maybe due to the Gruffallo 

Phil said...

The miracle vanished two minutes after I took that photo. But it certainly tasted divine.

Phil said...

You need to get a grip on reality, mate. You're seeing things.

Dave said...

I don't think you've ever seen a pig.  Clearly that's a Bison.