Obviously that's not the whole Gruffalo story. I don't want to spoil the ending for anyone who hasn't read it yet, but it basically involves terrible tusks, terrible claws and terrible teeth in terrible jaws, which, when combined with a toddler who won't let go when you tell her to, results in a certain amount of blood, sweat and tears. Not necessarily in that order.
Naturally I don't want to get caught in a pincer movement between the RSPCA and the NSPCC, so I cut the film short before anyone got hurt. The full version has an 18 certificate. And is more of a video nasty.
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Up to that point it was very sweet. Don't show me the rest - I don't watch horror films.
And I don't think you're allowed to advertise Savlon.
I believe the technique you describe in your first sentence works with the ladies too. Well, it does for me.
You and Am are like the Chas and Dave of the book reading world.
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