Amelie's spent the past half hour playing Dress Up Daddy on the iPad, and then e-mailing me the results. So for the benefit of anyone who doesn't know me personally, this is what I look like...


To be honest, I rarely wear green with my tight white trousers, and my Skoda's more filthy grey than black, but at least she's got my figure right. She told me the picture wasn't finished until she'd added the pliers, so I think she's confusing me with Lisa's dentist.