I might stay out late, chatting to women in the foyers of cheap hotels, but even when I'm surrounded by retinal screeners, I've only got eyes for one girl...
It was a year ago today that I made an honest woman of Lisa. Usually that level of honesty requires illegal torture techniques, but in this case, all I had to do was deprive her of sleep and put her in the stress position. Which in Lisa's case is standing up at the front of a registry office.
It's been a year of both highs and lows. We've had a lot of laughs and lost a lot of teeth. But at the end of it all, the knot we tied last year is as strong as ever.
Happy Anniversary, sweetheart. Love you lots. xxx