When you're in the running for a major award, it's important to perfect that look of genuine (fake) surprise, so as not to appear arrogant in front of your fellow nominees when the winner is announced. So with an avalanche of votes already flooding in (I know of at least three people who've voted), and the possibility of the kind of landslide rarely seen outside Thailand, I've begun preparing Amelie for the moment she's announced as the Cutest Kid in Sussex...


I think that's pretty believable.