There's nothing like a sudden change of plan to keep you on your toes. I'm off to Brighton. But no burgling necessary - I'll be back later. It's just a quick 270 mile round trip, I won't be gone long.

In the meantime, enjoy a picture of a sliced meat bonnet with matching sausage ribbons, courtesy of Donna. Er... she's not the one in the photo, she just alerted me to the website from which I shamelessly stole it. Though I'm sure she probably does wear hats like that herself.