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Friday, July 01, 2005

Hello. If you're one of the 357 (no, seriously) people who arrived here yesterday in search of Orlaith nude action, feel free to click on the pic below...

Mmm... Orlaith...

... then at least you can say you've been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. It's just my way of saying thanks for visiting. And earning a nice commission into the bargain.

If, on the other hand, you're here for the latest news on my dull life, well you're in luck. I'm off to Brighton today to pick up a very precious cargo. No, not Lisa (although she is coming too), but her mother, a woman of such good taste that she's never been to Shotley Gate before. So after thirteen months of carefree lovin' (?), the future mother-in-law* is finally coming to stay.

I've prepared for the experience by reading a lot of Les Dawson books, although fortunately Lisa's Mum is a horse racing fan, so that's Saturday afternoon sorted. I wonder if she's familiar with the racing expression often used to describe horses with plenty of stamina - "it stays longer than the mother-in-law". I'll ask her when she gets here.

Oh, and I've bought mushy peas. She's old, it's what she knows.

I'll be back on Monday...

*not guaranteed. Sadly Lisa has to agree to marry me first.