I've finally worked out how to get photos from my phone to my computer, so here's my favourite shot from Monday night. The reason it's my favourite is because despite the presence of at least ten policemen violently grappling with two men on the ground, and the crime scene being surrounded by eight police cars with flashing blue lights, there's still a little girl in a pink headband trying to cycle through on her bike.

Though she's not wearing a helmet, so frankly she was lucky not to be arrested and sprayed with CS gas.

Talking of which, Lisa, who has high level contacts deep within the Brighton police force, has uncovered the story behind the Monday night incident. Apparently one of the men told the policewoman to f*** off, and jog off. Which presumably is the more offensive version of jog on. Anyway, it was enough to get him assaulted and trussed up, and provide me with a good twenty minutes of quality entertainment, so you can't argue with that.

Anyhoo, in the absence of anything more interesting to say today, here are my selections for the four races at Newbury on BBC2 this afternoon...

2:15 Mostaqeleh

2:45 Shortbread (mmm... shortbread)

3:20 Golden Dixie

3:50 Teeba

I've got dog racing losses to recoup, so keep your fingers crossed.