Last Sunday I drove to Gatwick and back just so I could spend the day with my Big Sis. Today I've driven to Chelmsford. Give it a year and I'll be on my way to Australia to see her. But anyhoo, Sis is spending 24 hours at my parents' Essex mansion before flying back to the Bible belt on Tuesday, so it was another early start this morning to get here for a bit of quality family time and some free food.

Unfortunately it's now 12:45pm and she's still in the shower. But hey, at least she's here. My brother and sister-in-law went out at 10am and haven't come back yet. So naturally I'm passing the time by looking at photos of myself on the internet.

Having wasted 35p on a copy of yesterday's Brighton Argus, in the forlorn hope of finding photos of myself looking bored at the Bicycle Ballet, I've turned to Google instead and hit paydirt. Someone's posted a photo of me on Flickr. Well ok, it's not just me, but I am fairly central, so I assume I was the intended target. I'm the dot in the brown jacket looking enigmatically into the distance with his arms folded. Obviously you'll have to take my word for that, because if you click on 'different sizes' and view the original, all you see is a bald, fat bloke looking grumpy, and I'm sure that can't be me.