I love life's spooky little coincidences. I went out yesterday to the local vet, trudging through snow and ice to pick up some tablets I'd ordered for my little cat Chloe (which I'm sure will go down well with Cats Protection if I decide to apply for a job there). Having got my hands on her medication, I then walked down the road with the tablets rattling around in my pocket, and people looking at me like I was some kind of junkie, before arriving at the Co-op, where I bought yesterday's Argus. I then returned home, opened the paper, and immediately found this advert...


The question is, can I get her to hold a pen?