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Monday, November 12, 2007

I think I've found my dream home...

Gardner House
It's got my name written all over it. And what's more it's for sale. It's also in Gardner Street in the centre of town, so my address would be:

Gardner StreetPhil Gardner,
Gardner House,
Gardner Street,

That's got to be worth paying for.

On the downside, a quick visit to the estate agent's website reveals that it's on the market at £249,950 and for that you only actually get a two-bedroom flat on the third floor. Admittedly that keeps you well away from the sandal-wearing hippies buying tofu from Infinity Foods at ground level, which is a definite plus, but at the end of the day you're basically paying a quarter of a million pounds for an attic. It's a lot of money just to be able to remember your address.