Three words: HOOK, LINE and SINKER. She sent me this e-mail two hours later...
From: Lisa Gardner
Sent: 01 April 2011 10:26
To: Philip Gardner
Subject: I can't believe.....
....I've been trawling the internet for info on Middleton trying to top herself. I want a divorce.
I think I'll save that for the next April Fool's Day.