In the past week, however, I've received two e-mails which make my membership of the mailing list truly worthwhile. The first featured this remarkable publicity shot of Colin Fry, the psychic Widow Twankey to Sally Morgan's chocolate Buttons...
![Colin Fry](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTHkblxeWYTq293W3pk7I0KCb0Kd824OKbfO-SBd6bjYbdzEJEqcR4csij0G3BJGrboqnXSA_ydYGbJekLUwKPanTrfjuPen0eQbTT3dOp_Xe3irUVTqd7acsxbNE5kt2hmQW3tg/s400/colin+fry.jpg)
I've always said he must have contempt for his audience, and I think that expression proves it.
The second e-mail arrived yesterday, and was even better than the first. I haven't tinkered with it at all - this is exactly what it said...
![Gardners Question Time](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHZkgqqw7wjq5D_sT_AiAtirlKsVMuXxLOgjbFORJtltKleAJM4nKxyfTP-EuxB3VuRTHtA-o2X7xhDxDIHMvl40CI7NeIJcl_yiBi0PoJg-OQBhV8WzADndrkChJlSPuDhADdlQ/s320/Gardners+Question+Time.png)
It's nice of them to call me a British institution, but with tickets costing twenty-five quid, I'd better come up with some answers.
5 comments:
I thought Gardner's question time was going a be a free summer event in the form of a picnic where all fans are invited along 8-)
Your on a live tour in December?
I suspect there will be thousands of retinal screamers and girls throwing their spectacles on stage.
There'll be no girls throwing spectacles - glasses aren't allowed in the auditorium. Only plastic cups.
And I prefer the local Harvester to a picnic. :-P
It could be worse. They could wait for you to die, and then truck your corpse around the country. That would be Gardner: the Dead Tour.
I presume you mean contact lenses when you say plastic cups?
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