Two bits of good news to take into the weekend...

This time it's not in our block. Which is a step forward for local murderers if you ask me. They're clearly broadening their horizons and looking further afield for their victims. Possibly because there's no one still alive in our street. Give them a few months and we won't even be safe in Eastbourne.

The video's not as exciting as you might think though. And I'm sure the police response was quicker than the sign suggests.

But having been dead lucky to avoid a case of Diagnosis Murder this morning, my good fortune continued when I arrived at the staff restaurant in the hospital at ten-fifteen (it's never too early for a break) to find this card on the table...


If this is part of Andrew Lansley's vision for the NHS, he gets my vote of confidence. Those nurses need to wake up and smell the coffee. Preferably between 3 and 4pm daily.