The trouble with living the high life at Blackpool Tower, pushing the boat out at Nickelodeon Land, feeding the fat cats at the Zoo and seeing the bright lights of the Illuminations, is that by the end of the week, you’ve run out of money. It’s Monday morning and we’re down to our last slice of watermelon...


I had to get the Tesco Value Colouring Book on the credit card. I think it’s time to go home...