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Sunday, October 14, 2012

I've spent today managing to completely avoid doing any programming...

I think this is why computer geeks don't have girlfriends. Women are far too distracting. And babies don't look after themselves either. I tried it all morning with Toby, and it just made him cry even more.

That photo's like a 'Where's Wally?' picture, but with Amelie playing the wally. Trust me, she's there somewhere. But with the exception of a few questions on the intricacies of Python functions, the biggest puzzle in my life right now is this one...

Now, I'm no stranger to talking nonsense at the wheel of a moving vehicle, but what the heck is she gibbering on about? Lisa's position on the nearby bench wasn't in question, but "I can do this from the back of my eyes"??? What?? Let's face it, I do this sort of thing for a living, and I still don't have a clue what she means.

I can only assume that the g-force from the rocking has detached her retinas. Which might explain why she staggers off down the hill like Donald Pleasence at the end of The Great Escape. There's a Nazi waiting for her just out of shot. No really, we live on a council estate.


Phil's Mum said...

I've always thought she had second sight - probably keeps it at the back of her eyes.