Today is World Sight Day, an annual day of awareness to focus global attention on blindness, but while my colleagues were broadening their view of diabetic retinopathy with a day-trip to London, I've spent six hours looking at the inside of Hove Trial Centre. Which seems aptly named when you're kept waiting indefinitely with no explanation.

But just when I thought I might never see daylight again, they let me out for an hour at lunchtime, and I found this eye-opening vision of loveliness in a nearby charity shop. Not only is it a sight for sore eyes, but it looks like an eye-witness account of Lisa's life with me. And I can answer the question on the cover.

She basically just apologised, and promised she'd never eat my chocolate again.