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Sunday, December 22, 2013

In the future, most of Amelie's letters are likely to come from the police, the Crown Prosecution Service, and the producers of 'Surprise Surprise' to say they've been unable to trace me, but for now, she's getting hand-written mail from the North Pole...



The delightful thing about that video is that nine days after Toby nutted her in the face, you can still see Lisa's black eye. Although it's faded into a bit of a stripe now, so she looks more like Adam Ant.

Anyhoo, it's a miracle that anyone can hold a fountain pen whilst wearing gloves in the frozen north, but somehow, Santa has managed to cobble together a few words especially for Amelie this Christmas...


The bigger miracle, of course, is that she's also made the 2013 'Nice List', which I think is some kind of administrative error, and is likely to be revoked by the end of next week. But for now, she's thrilled, and can't wait to get back to school and tell all her friends. It's all part of the magical Christmas experience we've got lined up for her this year. I'm off down the food bank now for our turkey.

3 comments:

Phil's Mum said...

That beats having a birthday card shown on CBeebies!

Big Brother is Watching... said...

Good to see that although school has finished for the year, the urge for home schooling continues with an attempt to make Amelie sound out her words... clearly she treated that attempt with the derision it deserved.

Phil said...

She treats everything I say with the derision it deserves.